I believe the money I make belongs to
me and my family, not some mid level
governmental functionary, be it
Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and
I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make
you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not
make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me
a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal
on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't
give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact,
if your parents are footing the bill to
put your pansy ass through 4 years
plus of college, you haven't begun to
be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to
pray to his or her God when and
where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth,
Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't
waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie.
Where are all those experts now,
when I'm freezing my ass off during
these long winters and paying,
paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave,
I didn't wander forty years in the desert
after getting chased out of Egypt .
I haven't burned any witches or been
persecuted by the Turks and neither
have you!
So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it
exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson practices, where he gets his
money, and why he is always part
of the problem and not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to
shoot your sorry ass if you're running
from them.
I also think they have the right to pull
your ass over if you're breaking the
law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face
shown on my drivers license.
I think it's good and I'm proud that
"God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know
how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the
most powerful nation in the world
for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the
intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt me into making
"donations" to their cause.
These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village
to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what the hell is going on with gas
prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American,
then yes, I'm a BAD American.
We need our country back!
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